Crochet Lovers 'Fuck the Dishes' Natural Throw Cushion

Let’s be honest – you’ve got better things to do than wash dishes. And by “better things,” we mean sitting down with your yarn, a comfy chair, and about six new crochet projects you just have to start. That mountain of dirty dishes in the sink? Yeah, it can wait. Your latest blanket? That’s important. Enter our “Fuck the Dishes” cushion – your new favourite companion for all those moments when the dishes can definitely be someone else’s problem.

Made from 100% unbleached cotton canvas, this cushion says exactly what every crocheter has been thinking. Because we’ve all been there, standing in front of a sink full of dirty plates, glasses, and cutlery, thinking, “I could be crocheting right now.” Well, now you can proclaim it loud and proud without saying a word. With a woman cheerfully crocheting away, staring down the neglected dishes in pure defiance, this cushion is basically you – but in cotton and stuffing form.

Cushion Goals:
What’s more satisfying than starting a new project with a fresh ball of yarn? Plopping yourself down next to this cushion that unapologetically speaks your truth. Made from sturdy, 305 gsm unbleached cotton canvas, it’s got the perfect texture and durability to withstand all your crocheting marathons. Plus, it’s sewn and printed right here in the UK, so you can feel good about supporting local craftsmanship while you put your feet up.

Fits Your Life
Not only is it built to last, but it’s designed to look good doing it. With a self-coloured concealed zip, the cushion keeps things sleek and simple. No clunky closures or buttons to distract from the very important statement it’s making. This isn’t just a cushion – it’s a lifestyle. A “crocheting comes first” lifestyle.

Why You Need It (or Someone You Know Does)
Whether you’re buying this for yourself (because let’s face it, you deserve it) or gifting it to that friend who’s always sending you pics of their half-finished WIPs while ignoring their chores, this cushion is the perfect blend of practicality and sass. It’s a comfy, cosy reminder that we all have priorities, and the dishes? Well, they’re not it.

So, grab this “Fuck the Dishes” cushion today, because life’s too short to spend scrubbing pots and pans when you could be crocheting something amazing instead. Trust us, it’s what your yarn would want.

Product Specifications:

• Material: 100% unbleached cotton canvas
• Zip: Self-coloured concealed zip (sleek and discreet)
• Crafted with care: Sewn and printed in the UK
• Weight: 305 gsm (sturdy and dependable, just like your favorite hook)

Material: 100% unbleached cotton canvas.

• Self colour concealed zip.
• Sewn and printed in the UK.

Weight: 305 gsm