The Perfect Gift for a Sweary Crocheter | Fuck Off I'm Counting Mug

We’ve all been there – you’re right in the middle of counting stitches, on a roll, and then... someone dares to speak to you! Introducing the “Fuck off – I’m Counting” mug, for those who understand the delicate balance of crochet and concentration. This cheeky mug features a cosy scene of a woman sitting in her comfy chair, crocheting with a big smile on her face, a pot of tea beside her, and a log fire crackling in the background. It’s the perfect way to say, “This is my time – don’t mess with it!”

Whether you’re working through an intricate pattern or just trying to keep track of your rows, this mug gets you. And for anyone who’s ever been interrupted mid-count, it’s not just a mug – it’s a warning.

Cosy Vibes, Serious Crochet
With a warm, relaxing scene featuring a roaring log fire and a pot of tea at hand, this 11oz ceramic mug is the ultimate companion for your craft sessions. It’s perfect for sipping your favourite hot drink while you tackle your latest project, reminding everyone around you that sometimes, silence is golden (especially when you’re counting stitches). With its glossy white finish and sturdy design, this mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe – because who has time for washing up when they’re in crochet mode?

The Perfect Gift for Crafty Rebels
Know someone who’s always muttering numbers under their breath while they crochet? This mug is made for them! With its no-nonsense, slightly sweary slogan, it’s the ideal gift for those who take their craft – and their counting – seriously. A little bit rude, a whole lot funny, and 100% relatable, this mug will bring a smile (or a warning) to any crochet addict’s face.

Product Specifications:

• • Capacity: 11oz (ideal for a strong cuppa or coffee to fuel your creativity)
  • Material: Ceramic with a glossy white finish
  • Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe (because no one has time for hand-washing when there are stitches to count)
  • Ethically made and sourced in the UK